The Plays of Rob Hayes

Remind Me Again How It’s All Going To Pan Out

Welcome, Friend

Fail Better

Hey, Where’s The One About Fucking Animals?

Un Monologue

Sandy123

Vending Machine

Doctor’s Appt., 9am

Primate Example

Gangster Priests – Part One

The Birthday Play

Awkward Conversations With Animals I’ve Fucked – Part Five: Bear

A Slackening Ache

Awkward Conversations With Animals I’ve Fucked – Part Four: Monkey

Innuendon’t (Video)

Did I show You The Dump Valve?

Awkward Conversations With Animals I’ve Fucked – Part Thee: Goat

Innuendon’t

Awkward Conversations With Animals I’ve Fucked – Part Two: Cat

Excellent Choice

Awkward Conversations With Animals I’ve Fucked – Part One: Dog

The Interrogation Scene

Fabergé Egg

Le Diable

Zeno’s Paradox And Other Problems

Mother (Third Varation)

Power Lunch

The Consultant

Christmas Day

Stick Up

You Wouldn’t Believe What Mother Said Today

William And His Body

Isla’s Problem

A Wake

Mother (Second Variation)

Pool Thoughts

Terrorists

Mother (First Variation)

Somewhen Else

Sweaters

Weekend Retreat

An Expert In Human Nature